"Sponge bob meets Iron Maiden"

This holiday season has been hectic. Everything from buying presents to driving to relatives houses to calling friends seems to have been stuffed into the tiny hole of a pen cap. How are we supposed to be happy juggling razor blades, jinsu knives and butcher cleavers? I think this partially has to do with the fact that new years eve lands on a Saturday. It has offset our party calendar and fluxed up Montreals collective unconscious. Many people have no idea what their doing this new years. Its also possible that there isn't enough of a selection of activities to do. Well out of all this chaos I haven't been able to write or even think about what I should put on here so in my fustration I decided to go old school on all your asses. With a twist of course.
happy NEW YEAR everyone!