'Finger in the music'...........by Jako

Montreal's most famous tribute band rocks out for the Galapagos islands! "THE PROJECT" is set to hit the stage at the 'Hive' (Concordia Loyola campus bar) at 8:30 to rock out for an important wildlife preservation charity fundraiser this coming Friday. I don't know exactly what the fundraiser is about but I don't care. All I care about is that its 5 bucks at the door and 2 dollar beers all night...How much more do you need to know?... Eh??? What do you think your gonna do, help the planet, go volunteer your time in the Galapagos?? Shut the fuck up and show up, fuck nuts! There's nothing you can do but pay your entrance fee, sit down, drink tons of beer, zip your pie hole and enjoy a retardedly awesome rock band knock your knickerbockers off. So if you like Guns and Roses or Stone Temple Pilot, you should definitely be there! You know I'm gonna be there, I've got a bet with Garen "Duffy" Adjemian that I'm gonna lay so much puke on his stage that he's gonna slip and fall on the 'poutiny' mess I create!
DIRECTIONS: take Sherbrooke west beyond Decarie and go all the way until you see the Concordia Loyola campus on your right hand side. Look for the big sign that says 'Oscar Peterson' then follow the crowds or ask someone where the Hive is...You'll find it you Sally!

I'm outta here!
Jako Bumbert.