Thursday, February 09, 2006

When computer jerks attack.

ARRGGHH.....I hate computers! I hate them with such a passion that if you hooked up with nods on my temples and attached the other side to a medium sized goat, I would shock him to death. Fry that sucker up till all its fur would fall off until it was crispy enough to eat with a pita and some TZAZEEK!! Gosh darnit! The next worst thing, other than a computer, is the person who knows about it better than you do. They are like crack dealers. They get you hooked, make your life seem like its peaches and cream lines of girls wanting to massage your feet, then the pull the Persian carpet from under your sorry ass and send you flying across a badly made cement floor, while your knees act like crayons, drawing skid marks with your DNA! Horrible. I recently had to hire a computer guy to come and fix my tramp of a computer. He's telling me that I need a new one. Yeah great, that's was fuckin easy solution, now I have to pay you 75 bucks?? Me.."But I thought that our mutual friend said 50 and hour??" him..."Yeah, but I came in at 10:15 and its 11:30." Give me a break! You did nothing other than fiddle on the computer, turn it off and on, go into bios, take out my ram and Nintendo blow on it, no way HOE-ZAY. I don't know about you people but I'm going back to ANALOG!!

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