Heidi eating burgers??

New york Daily news reports that model Heidi Klum is going to be McDonalds newest spokesperson. I dont know about you but i think thats fuckin retarded! McDonalds should just take one step further and give some well deserved jobs to the thousands of anorexic teens that populate the earth. Spread the wealth "Micky Dicks!"
McDonalds Spokesman Alexander Schramm says that Heidi is perfect partner seeing that she represents modern life being a young mom. yeah a young mom that looks 25 and looks like she hasnt had a baby....very realistic....just like eating McDo's (as the french in MTL call it) once a day every day. Bastards!! McDonalds tasts so fucking good! fuck!