A Very Urban Christmas!!

Yo! Was the night before Xmas, and all through my pad, not a pimp or a hooker was knocking to get paid; My gatlings rested shiny, cause I cleaned them myself, and I hoped to get a call from my horny MILF. The neighbors and street bums were high on their crack, visions of strippers rubbing their racks, mammi in her thong and me in my robe, laying in bed as I pulled out the lube, when a horrid sound came from outside in the gutter, I jumped out of bed to what was the matter. There stood an old drunk man in a red suit, he mumbled 'bout his big bag of lute. Beside him sat obedient, his unwashed dog, and beside his dog sat a freshly laid log. The old man shouted at what seemed like ex lovers, "Dasher, Prancer, Vixen, Cum-it, Cupid, Boner, Blitzen!....You fuckers!" I watched the old man as he climbed through a window, it was second nature like a Spaniard doing limbo. He collected all the gold, sliver, bling and some cash, and even fondled a hot sleeping wife's ass. And before he bounced he placed a straw in his nose, dragged it across a table, the white powder rose. He sprang up with vigor, boundless energy, jumped right thought the window and flexed out the scene, The merry man sprinted, his dog followed close, they laid trail of belongings, all strewn on the floor. His beard flapped goodbye while feet clapped the puddles, I barely heard him holla "Merry Kiss-my-ass you suckahhhs!!!"

I want to wish everyone a very merry Christmas!
love Gee Tee LaDuce