"Films in Shorthand" by Carny Twinkles

I don't know what to say other than there's a lot of swear words in this next link/clip. So if your under the age of 16 please don't click on this word HERE
Thanks....Carny Twinkles










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Live action Simpson

Yeah I know I don't write that often. Its a busy time a of year. I'm very busy watching the snow melt. YYAAAYYY spring! In the mean time check out the Simpson opening in live action. Click here.

Bottle service etiquette.

There's nothing better than NOT having to elbow your way through the hundreds of thirsty baby calves that plant themselves at the bar drinking from the proverbial teet. Now a days in certain clubs, you can buy alcohol by the bottle. From vodka to gin, jack and scotch, in all the well known brands. But like anything, there are rules that must be followed to have a good bottle experience. The first part of the experience is realizing that getting drinks at a crowded bar from a bitchy bartendress, is something you leave for your worst enemies. A wave of discomfort flashes over you and depending on how many friends your with and their drinking ability, your next thought is usually "lets just get a bottle". You rationalize it in your head saying that its cheaper, you don't have to wait in line to get a drink, no ones going to spill your drink while your turning around....(by the way these things are all true). So now your at a booth, your sitting down, (another bonus) and your bottle of vodka lounges in a fancy metal bucket of ice. There's carifs of cranberry, soda, 7 up, red bull, shoot glasses, straws, cut limes and lemons, napkins for throwing! You feel like a king. Now you think its about time that everyone digs in...Wrong! Here's where the rules come in. Firstly you must designate a server. At least at first. The server should be competent at pouring drinks or its going to get messy. The worst thing is when some reaches for the bottle...Pours themselves a drink and leaves...Without offering anyone. HORRIBLE! Especially if there are ladies around. We all want the ladies to drink, so offer one to them. At he begining of the night, being courteous would be the best thing. Shots at a bar and from a personal bottle are two different things. At the bar your trying to get the best bang for your buck but from a personal bottle your trying to drink together, like the best buck for your bang. Half shots are plenty. Fill the rest up with a juice or something. We don't need straight vodka. It will turn us off to drinking more. Ok the night is coming to an end. The bottle is reaching the bottom, or in Mark Romanelli's birthday parties case, 7 bottles later, everyone's smashed, and the move "the cast away" is being used without knowledge of the consequences. There's a guy pouring straight vodka into peoples mouths while their heads are tilted back. Good times. Well that's all for me..."The party dude" remember, drink lots of water before going out, while your drinking, and before you go to bed. Drinking water while your drinking doesn't make you lose your buzz....Trust me.
I'm off...There's another party I got to go make a mess at... and if your still confused read my book!.....Peace

9-11's greatest documentary.

I'm sad to say that I haven't seen Fahrenheit 911. I should, because Fahrenheit 451 is one of my favorite films. A story about how a futuristic government burns any kind of literature in hope to keep their citizens ignorant. Regardless, I don't think I need to do that. a new film sent to me by Bobby Bachata is incredible. You have to see for yourself. a definite eye opener. Send it around, this is information I've never heard of and footage , us in Canada, were never exposed too. Definitely put a spin on my day! Check out this 1:20 minute film. Click here.

"The Somber Sombrero"

Do the chicken dance

Do I hear birds? Or has the copious amounts of raw angel dust gotten to my head? I awoke from another night of lucid dreams where I was flying an ultralight. It might not be lucid dreams but rather an out of body experience. Who knows...Who cares..All I know is that I want a fuckin pilots license right now!! Anyway, I fell out of bed and crawled to the window in desperate need of fresh air. My belly was filled with 6 hour old Paul et Suzanne hamburger and poutine and many pounds of smokey club air. arrghh my situation could not have been worst. All I needed now was to move my curtains and see a fridged, snow covered,windy, minus 15 landscape and I would have felt like I did all winter. I opened the window and didn't notice that it was nice outside. The crisp spring air hit me like insulin, yet that wasn't enough to awake my inner, hibernating bear. as my head lay on my arms the small sounds of a curious bird wafted through my window and right into my ear. Its like I was papillion and hadn't hear the sound of a bird in 10 years. That's when I got up and danced. Go to www.subservientchicken.com and type in an action. The giant chicken will act out most of your desires.

Old man Higgins says,
"time to air out my shorts!"

Make Johnny Rotten Proud

Now that's what I'm talking about! Do the character's in trainspotting know British Karate ??

New Tv shows spark interest.

El Teenyo brought to my attention that a new concept of a TV show has sparked interest in many ethnic groups. a show called "the amazing racist" is not actually a show but more of a one man insult-fest! This guy thinks he can make fun of people, and he can, I guess. This insanely jaded person has more guts than someone participating in "the running of the bulls" in Spain. There isn't much I can say other than my first reaction was one of laughter, and that turned into one of awe, and then a wave of disbelief. Who was filming this?? Didn't anyone notice the cameraman? And if it was a hidden cam, wouldn't it look weird that someone was just standing around doing nothing, following him around?? Is it staged? Just check out the site.
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Wilbur the butcher