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Two Chickens Break Up Rabbit Fight

Posted Apr 17, 2007

Two chickens play referree when a couple of bunny rabbits go at it with one another.

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Benny Does it again!

I know these girls are half naked, but at least they're hard at work probably building a piece of architectural marvel. I know I shouldn't bother analyzing drab and meaningless garbage, yet I watched this video over and over knowing that somewhere lay a key in helping us understand the universe. I find this piece of work to be deeper than one would imagine. The women are 'the hands of God'. They are helping build a better, cleaner planet one butt cheek shake at a time. Gods tireless pursuit for perfection can be heard in the lyrics, "i cant get my....satisfaction"!
peace
'the Brazilian cut'

Satisfaction By Benny Benassi - Click here for more blooper videos

Wipe out in style!

I recently rediscovered surfing. These weren't big waves by any stretch of the imagination, nor was I able to jump on my busted body board but I thought I felt the connection a surfer has with the surf. "I could do this all day" is what i kept saying over and over on the beach and wading in the water scanning for the next possible trip. Every time I thought I was able to read patterns in the waves i grew more and more aware that any kind of implied attachment to the waves only made things worst. I caught myself getting angry at the wave, cursing and slapping my board against the water. This didn't last long. I understood that I didn't choose the wave, the wave chose me. I just happen to be at the right place at the right time, with a little help with my eyes I make those moments more frequent. I learned to be thankful for the waves I caught, and to enjoy the ride as a unique event. I'm going to look into this in more detail!

I found a great clip for you to enjoy. I figured it would probably be more entertaining to watch some great surfers wipe out than see tricks we don't even know how to pronounce...plus the sound track is great!
PEACE

Ivan saw DJ Jazzy Jeff

Actually anyone that was at Club Opera that night got to see him also. The main reason i was there was Ivan birthday party. It was a bonus to be able to catch DJ Jazzy Jeff preform. To be honest i wasn't expecting something as versatile and almost ground breaking from the DJ. A nice combination of two bottles of choice alcohol and a wicked mash-up of killer tracks blew me away. The venue was a great place for that show. If you frequently want to go outside for a cigarette, you might want to rethink that. They decide when to frisk you or not as you walk through the metal detector. other than smoking not being good for you, waiting 20 minutes in line to get back into the club were two bottles of your booze awaits you and your gentle caresses isn't greatest of joys. other than that, we had a good crew with us. the music was awesome, the vibe was cool, and we got to celebrate Ivan's baby steps toward retirement.


if ya'll like DJing, and think its too late to start, check out this granny do her thang.
peace out...
thats "MISTER" Belt Danglin' to you buddy.

happy St.Patrick Day

I met the walrus

need i say MORE !

Aria Jewelry throws a NOISE&POISE at Time Cafe.

Montreal based designer 'Aria Jewelry' is throwing a NOISE&POISE on the 8th of March at Time Cafe, 3509 st.Laurent. Her pieces will be displayed the only way they should be, on live Mannequins, From staff to Models.
The hot sounds of DJ Paolo Rocco will bring the temperature up to help melt all this damn snow! In the back drop of Time Cafe and all their wonderful Flavors, its a night not to be missed.
come and FEED your senses.

Belt Danglin'
Montreal's own Fashionista!





coming soon
www.beltdanglin.com

Happy Valentines.

Although ive been very busy this week with my thelot.com submission, i am still compelled to post this video up. I hope you all have a get valentines day!
GeeTee LaDuce.

Commercial Genuis

Some commercials are just meant to show you not only how the human mind works but also how creative it can be. Some might argue that this isn't one of the best commercials they've seen, yet i would have to say that it is the most simplest and very effective
I think I've ever seen.

This is your Spider on Drugs!

In the 1960s, Dr. Peter Witt did a study on the effects of drugs. He tested on the woodland spider with different elements and observed their effects on web building. This video is astounding, artist and life altering! enjoy!



your friendly neighborhood drunk ass

And then there was LIGHT!

Hey everyone...
Just wanted to let you know theres a great show happening this weekend at HeadQuarters downtown. The show is based on artists in the montreal area using light in their pieces. heres the poster. hope to see you all there.

Dear God...

Trying to iron out the situation with my blog i found myself at times knelt at the side of my bed with my hand entangled together weeping for god to help me at my darkest hours...this is why i feel a close connection with this post. We have all been witness to the brilliance of children, and so i found it appropriate to gawk at the marvel of children one more time! lets do it for the children!

foley...my ass!

I haven't decided if I think this is real or not. you never know I guess. You be the Judge.

F#@kin' Beavers...literally

Soon it will be Friday morning around 7:00 am, and I"ll probably be on my way with my dad to the country house so that I can once again suport his war with the beavers and their tree-ist organization. I swear under my breath cause the reminisce of my warm bed is still present in my short term memory as my father drives at 50 kms an hour, preaching that 'who goes slowly, will go for a long time'. what should take an hour takes an hour and a half. cut to: now I'm waist deep in sludge infested with beaver fever, with a make shift anchor thats attached to a large rope. I attempt to throw this anchor onto the beavers damn and pull the rope as hard as I can to remove as many of the branches as I can. Its not impossible, but it takes a lot of passion and patience to get it done right. As I am still nursing a large headache from the binge drinking I did with Mr Machoca the night prior, its not helping none. I haven't drank like that in a while. I reminded myself why I stopped without a fight. Anyway..back to the beavers. We don't want to hurt any beavers, we just want them to stop flooding cause we cant get to our drinking water, and their flooding has caused the road extensive damage. The only other solution is to relocate them, which I am in the process of doing...(not very well i might add, but none the less I'm trying!)
So when you read this while at work, all warm and cozy, eating a good lunch, wearing stylish socks, think of me wearing those rain boots that go up till your nipples...yeah those are the ones. I've taken some video footage of the damage, and ill be sure to post it up here soon.
have a great Friday!


Nipple high boots Boy.

speaking of beaver, heres a new and interesting way to drink tequila from now on in...Garen i know you'll like this one.

Art show in Toronto.

This is a cool project Pascal has been working on for the past couple of months. Last I saw the "canvas", it was greatly changed from the pictures below. Should be interesting to see the outcome...and the artists themselves are an interesting bunch of characters.

The official opening is this Saturday (November 25) from 4 to 6pm. Beer, wine. 14+ artists. Possible brawl. For directions, see the map at the end.

Cindy

The info:

A Dyan Marie Project curated with Pascal Paquette.

PAINT JAM: For the love of painting

Open Saturdays 1 - 5 PM and by appointment

From November 18 to December 2, 2006

Reception November 25, 4 - 6 PM

Artists:

Shelley Adler

Blue Republic

Globe

Gspots

Horus

Might

Miklos Legrady

Richard Mongiat

John Scott

Sight

Skam

Water

An initiative with Christie Ossington Neighbourhood Center Graffiti Arts

Program Support from City of Toronto Graffiti Arts Program, DIG IN and the

Dupont/Bloor West Community

DYAN MARIE PROJECTS

1444 Dupont, Building D, No 31

Toronto, Ontario M6P 4H3

T: 416 539.8129

W.dyanmarieprojects.com

W.greenspots.info
click to enlarge photos.

Breaking news..Robert Altman dies...81

Sadly, Robert Altman 81, died in a Los Angeles hospital. The last film i watched of his was prairie home companion. Based on a popular radio show, I was hesitant to see it until Karus Cartoun sold me the idea. We saw it in the theater and the whole place was up in stitches. some great moments with some great actors. Watching Altman receive his honorary Oscar made me rethink my position on bestowing this award in lieu of getting it for just one movie. It's easy to think that any "honorary" tribute is viewed as a substitute for your peers not voting for you in prior seasons, but Altman's work ranged over the decades, and he was deserving of the industry's respect, even when it was the same industry that often snubbed him. one quote of his about the trials of dealing with the studio system in Hollywood: "They make shoes, I make gloves" that sums it up perfectly. We'll miss you Mr. Altman.

Eat fries and DIE

Is it me or are we all excited that Bush has lost his grip on the planet? Is it me or does everyone find it strange that there aren't more electric cars occupying our streets? Is it only me or does everyone think that if bush was born in 1985 he would have been an emo? He would probably would have listened to Good Charlotte or Simple Plan, moping around his downtown apartment, painting his toe nails. Don't tell me you cant see it. How much different are things going to be now that the change has happened? I'm not saying that i know anything about American politics, but its like having the choice of donuts or chicken fingers. By the way, chickens don't have fingers. We all know that, but just the other day i was having lunch with Nabsibouch and we saw this larger fellow (fat ass) eating a meal (a plate of tortured animals) a he purchased (brainwashed to buy) from Kentucky Fried Chicken, and there wasn't anything green on his plate. His meal was in cups. He bought popcorn chicken, chicken fingers, fries and a soft drink, which is exactly what it was doing to him, making him soft! The only thing that was not fried was the tray that garbage was displayed on! Wake up! Nabs used to joke around years ago about how he thought that burger king had a charcoal aerosol spray they used on the burgers, who would have known he was right! I really cant wait for 'fast food nation' to premiere. I hope it opens some eyes. TRANS FATS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL....so should Bush and his hate for stem cell research!

Director Robert De Niro??

Yes you heard right, the great Robert De Niro has moved to the other side the mirror! Not only am i excited cause i know his work will be amazing, I'm also a little nervous and jealous which makes me 'jealvous' about his work being amazing! Heres the link to the trailer of Mr. De Niro's up coming film called "the good Shepard". It looks incredible!

JudgeGeaves

A picture everyday

I liked this clip very much and wanted to share it with all of you. The idea reminds me of the move smoke, when the store keeper takes a photo every year of his store front. Such a nostaligic feeling.
A Picture Every Day

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Drinking in the drink - Floods in Ireland

The planet is filled with disastrous situations, complicated people and chaotic chances. It's wonderful to see people enjoying life amidst pain and chaos. knowing your emotional capability might be the most important lesson you learn in your life. If your able to be the same person you are when in trouble as you would be in ecstasy, then your probably better off than most. I would imagine that most people think that quiet people are weak and manipulable, I find this to be false. Its when you don't have to force your emotions on someone or force your personality on people that make you a quality human being. Some people would think i was making fun of these people drinking while their loved ones are in danger and the land being destroyed...i say NAY! 'The water is only ankle high, we should start worrying when its wetting our breeches'. Besides, dealing with the lose is always easier when completely licked. I mean look at Brad Pitts character in snatch! I'm not advising anyone to drink when in pain, I'm just saying that if they can do it in the movies there must be a reason why. "what ever will be, will be." is a line my father likes to say, and i think is valid when dealing with planetary hick ups. We have no control, so might as well let nature take is course and have a Jameson on the rocks with a splash of ginger ale. If your looking for new drink ideas, or want to know how to mix classic ones, heres a website called drinksmixer.com that you might enjoy......CHEERS

Periods 101

I had to...I just had to. Click here and watch the wondrous world we used to live in. Who ever bankrolled this project needs to have his head examined. I hope you enjoy it...PERIOD!

"the children of our future" part 1 : EMO KIDS

there's lots of talk about how the children of our society have chosen to carry themselves. Some have been influenced by the hiphoppers, some by Britney Spears and some by the long awaited Emo kid. I didn't know anything about Emo kids until I saw this flick. Click here to be sucked into the wonderful world of emo.

"Films in Shorthand" by Carny Twinkles

I don't know what to say other than there's a lot of swear words in this next link/clip. So if your under the age of 16 please don't click on this word HERE
Thanks....Carny Twinkles










And if you like fart jokes, cause i know Saverio does click HERE

Live action Simpson

Yeah I know I don't write that often. Its a busy time a of year. I'm very busy watching the snow melt. YYAAAYYY spring! In the mean time check out the Simpson opening in live action. Click here.

Bottle service etiquette.

There's nothing better than NOT having to elbow your way through the hundreds of thirsty baby calves that plant themselves at the bar drinking from the proverbial teet. Now a days in certain clubs, you can buy alcohol by the bottle. From vodka to gin, jack and scotch, in all the well known brands. But like anything, there are rules that must be followed to have a good bottle experience. The first part of the experience is realizing that getting drinks at a crowded bar from a bitchy bartendress, is something you leave for your worst enemies. A wave of discomfort flashes over you and depending on how many friends your with and their drinking ability, your next thought is usually "lets just get a bottle". You rationalize it in your head saying that its cheaper, you don't have to wait in line to get a drink, no ones going to spill your drink while your turning around....(by the way these things are all true). So now your at a booth, your sitting down, (another bonus) and your bottle of vodka lounges in a fancy metal bucket of ice. There's carifs of cranberry, soda, 7 up, red bull, shoot glasses, straws, cut limes and lemons, napkins for throwing! You feel like a king. Now you think its about time that everyone digs in...Wrong! Here's where the rules come in. Firstly you must designate a server. At least at first. The server should be competent at pouring drinks or its going to get messy. The worst thing is when some reaches for the bottle...Pours themselves a drink and leaves...Without offering anyone. HORRIBLE! Especially if there are ladies around. We all want the ladies to drink, so offer one to them. At he begining of the night, being courteous would be the best thing. Shots at a bar and from a personal bottle are two different things. At the bar your trying to get the best bang for your buck but from a personal bottle your trying to drink together, like the best buck for your bang. Half shots are plenty. Fill the rest up with a juice or something. We don't need straight vodka. It will turn us off to drinking more. Ok the night is coming to an end. The bottle is reaching the bottom, or in Mark Romanelli's birthday parties case, 7 bottles later, everyone's smashed, and the move "the cast away" is being used without knowledge of the consequences. There's a guy pouring straight vodka into peoples mouths while their heads are tilted back. Good times. Well that's all for me..."The party dude" remember, drink lots of water before going out, while your drinking, and before you go to bed. Drinking water while your drinking doesn't make you lose your buzz....Trust me.
I'm off...There's another party I got to go make a mess at... and if your still confused read my book!.....Peace

9-11's greatest documentary.

I'm sad to say that I haven't seen Fahrenheit 911. I should, because Fahrenheit 451 is one of my favorite films. A story about how a futuristic government burns any kind of literature in hope to keep their citizens ignorant. Regardless, I don't think I need to do that. a new film sent to me by Bobby Bachata is incredible. You have to see for yourself. a definite eye opener. Send it around, this is information I've never heard of and footage , us in Canada, were never exposed too. Definitely put a spin on my day! Check out this 1:20 minute film. Click here.

"The Somber Sombrero"

Do the chicken dance

Do I hear birds? Or has the copious amounts of raw angel dust gotten to my head? I awoke from another night of lucid dreams where I was flying an ultralight. It might not be lucid dreams but rather an out of body experience. Who knows...Who cares..All I know is that I want a fuckin pilots license right now!! Anyway, I fell out of bed and crawled to the window in desperate need of fresh air. My belly was filled with 6 hour old Paul et Suzanne hamburger and poutine and many pounds of smokey club air. arrghh my situation could not have been worst. All I needed now was to move my curtains and see a fridged, snow covered,windy, minus 15 landscape and I would have felt like I did all winter. I opened the window and didn't notice that it was nice outside. The crisp spring air hit me like insulin, yet that wasn't enough to awake my inner, hibernating bear. as my head lay on my arms the small sounds of a curious bird wafted through my window and right into my ear. Its like I was papillion and hadn't hear the sound of a bird in 10 years. That's when I got up and danced. Go to www.subservientchicken.com and type in an action. The giant chicken will act out most of your desires.

Old man Higgins says,
"time to air out my shorts!"

Make Johnny Rotten Proud

Now that's what I'm talking about! Do the character's in trainspotting know British Karate ??

New Tv shows spark interest.

El Teenyo brought to my attention that a new concept of a TV show has sparked interest in many ethnic groups. a show called "the amazing racist" is not actually a show but more of a one man insult-fest! This guy thinks he can make fun of people, and he can, I guess. This insanely jaded person has more guts than someone participating in "the running of the bulls" in Spain. There isn't much I can say other than my first reaction was one of laughter, and that turned into one of awe, and then a wave of disbelief. Who was filming this?? Didn't anyone notice the cameraman? And if it was a hidden cam, wouldn't it look weird that someone was just standing around doing nothing, following him around?? Is it staged? Just check out the site.
video 1
video 2
video 3

Wilbur the butcher

Quit smoking before 'May 31st'

No smoking in clubs in Montreal has caused a wide spread panic throughout the city! Its like when you break up with a girlfriend, it takes a couple of days to realize that she isn't coming back to you and that eventually your sheets will stop smelling like her. Ahh god!!! Have mercy!! Bare with me here. I'm figuring that if we all have to quit by D day, that being 'May 31st' , we should be able to help each other out. First thing we all have to do is FUCKING QUIT SMOKING!! That would help. Secondly NO MORE BUMMING CIGARETTES!! Before the ban on smoking bumming a dart didnt seem so bad, but after the ban its going to be taken as an insult. No ones going to buy smokes, but still want to smoke. Its going to get quite annoying. Thirdly, wouldn't you love to know that we, people of this great canadian land, were able to push out the large cigarette companies cause we all stopped smoking at the same time!?? It would be awesome trust me. All we need to do is convince those lazy ass Quebecors who gamble their unemployment insurance money away, smoking two packs a day, drinking and eatting may wests and a coke in the morning, 24 fuckin beers for lunch and dinner, going to the clinic on our tax payers money cause the retard has chronic bronchitis. If we can only get those people on our side! Lets try to work together in the fight to quit smoking. Its going to be worth it!

Howie "smokestakes" Macloud